Number to call if you have symptoms?

[Bosco]

Is there a number you can call where they can maybe tell you what you might have, if you can say what your symptoms are?

[NC Paul]

I think that might be hard to do, since so many STDs either don't have symptoms, or can mimic other conditions (or each other). The best thing is to get tested. I suspect the most anyone will do over the phone is say "what you're describing is not characteristic of ____."